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[CyberClown]

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it - it's a virus. And apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also
delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the volume on your DVD,

and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

It will program your phone auto dial to call only premium rate numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.


And it will drink ALL your beer.


FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??


It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company.

It will replace your shampoo with depilatory cream and your depilatory
cream with hair restorer.

If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 2000/XP environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub. And it will tread dogpoo all over your new
carpet.



*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***


And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
you,
sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.


Send this warning to everyone!!!



THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!



Right now, as you read this, 117 Million people are having SEX!!!



And look at you - you're on the bloody computer!!!!