Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk

[CyberClown]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination . I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning

[Storm Raider]

Men.....Such simple creatures

[bazzah]

lmao - the first 2 paragraphs are no problem for me, no matter how paraletic ... the third is a bit tricky though

[sauron]

lol i couldnt even say the first two sections when sober!

[donobieus]

This is silly! I've had 7 drinks and the first one was no problem, the second i could do no prblim in my head but not out loud. The third!!! Hell, i have trouble sayin that crap when im totttaly sober! crap!

nice post CC!