Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:02 am
A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.?"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.?"No, I don't" she replied.?Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers
of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off
the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."?She didn't crack a smile.?"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.??But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.?"What's so funny?" he asked.?I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.?"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.?"No, I don't" she replied.?Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers
of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off
the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."?She didn't crack a smile.?"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.??But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.?"What's so funny?" he asked.?I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.
