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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:46 pm
by Jazzy
I was looking for something to do a few days a week.

So today, I became a greeter at Walmart.

I just got the job and after 10 minutes on my first shift a very ugly lady came in the store with 2 kids and was swearing and yelling at them.

So I went on with my line of "Welcome to Walmart!" and added:

You have 2 beautiful children.... are they twins?

She stopped yelling at her kids and told me: "are you blind, they are not twins, they are 7 and 9 years old. Are you blind or just plain stupid?"

So I answered: "I'm not blind or stupid. I cannot beleive that someone slept with you twice... Have a nice day at Walmart".

....I got fired. So still looking for a job.... :whistle:

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:58 pm
by bazzah
haha, I can imagine you saying that :D

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 5:13 pm
by ctaulbee
That was great :banana:

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 6:58 pm
by voetzoeker
Rofl :hysterical:

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:06 pm
by sauron
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 6:05 am
by BajeeZa
:lolboard: :lolboard: