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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2025 8:19 pm
Typical male answer, lolBazzah wrote:QUOTE (Bazzah @ Jun 11 2025, 11:03 AM) Boobies
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2025 8:40 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2025 8:42 pm
Very true
You and Bob should know.
You and Bob should know.
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2025 3:18 am
In the world according to Baz they drown.Speedz0r wrote:QUOTE (Speedz0r @ Jun 10 2025, 03:14 PM) What do you do if you're female Baz?
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2025 9:38 am
ctaulbee wrote:QUOTE (ctaulbee @ Jun 12 2025, 04:18 AM) In the world according to Baz they drown.
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2025 10:41 pm
Question: How many Government employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer:
Spoiler Block
6 Person Committee for Preliminary discussion on the concept of change could take decades.
1 Person - Devise and write formal bulb architecture. (requires committee approval)
2 People - Develop Feasibility study and timetable of events. (requires committee approval)
2 People - Produce four utilities to reduce screw-in time
(in addition to the electric utility).
1 Person - Maintain ISO and OSHA standards
(sockets, voltage, AC/DC).
4 People - Commonality task force on bulb change.
15 People - Change bulb.
5 People - Perform bulb functional test.
2 People - Perform bulb load test.
3 People - Perform bulb regression test.
1 Person - Perform bulb performance analysis.
1 Person - Perform bulb bottleneck analysis.
1 Person - Follow-up study (bulb merge feasibility).
1 Person - Interface with utilities commission.
1 Person - Interface with users. (Did they want incandescent
when we only supply non-tunable fluorescent point
product?) BAX (Bulbs Are eXpensive)!
5 People - Perform BOSE (Build Other Socket Enhancements).
compatibility architecture/study.
3 People - Perform VIA (Voltage Increases Amps) phase 2
compatibility architecture/study.
2 People - Ensure form (round, square, clear/frosted)
follows function (wattage, 120/240 volts,
visible/ultra-violet, flashing, flood/spot).
3 People - Implement temporary alternative bulb socket for already
existing, successful, and profitable socket (bulb-in-one).
5 People - Determine how to market/package/distribute temporary
alternative bulb socket.
10 People - Determine how to perform bulb change product split
(Control: switches, dimmers; versus implementation:
screw-in torque, recovery strategies).
1 Person - Interface with utilities commission QA group.
1 Person - Submit to BDC (Bulb Distribution Center).
1 Person - Set up BPR (Bulb Problem Reports) system.
10 People - Answer customer BPRs.
11 People - Football team to challenge bulb changers.
Answer:
Spoiler Block
6 Person Committee for Preliminary discussion on the concept of change could take decades.
1 Person - Devise and write formal bulb architecture. (requires committee approval)
2 People - Develop Feasibility study and timetable of events. (requires committee approval)
2 People - Produce four utilities to reduce screw-in time
(in addition to the electric utility).
1 Person - Maintain ISO and OSHA standards
(sockets, voltage, AC/DC).
4 People - Commonality task force on bulb change.
15 People - Change bulb.
5 People - Perform bulb functional test.
2 People - Perform bulb load test.
3 People - Perform bulb regression test.
1 Person - Perform bulb performance analysis.
1 Person - Perform bulb bottleneck analysis.
1 Person - Follow-up study (bulb merge feasibility).
1 Person - Interface with utilities commission.
1 Person - Interface with users. (Did they want incandescent
when we only supply non-tunable fluorescent point
product?) BAX (Bulbs Are eXpensive)!
5 People - Perform BOSE (Build Other Socket Enhancements).
compatibility architecture/study.
3 People - Perform VIA (Voltage Increases Amps) phase 2
compatibility architecture/study.
2 People - Ensure form (round, square, clear/frosted)
follows function (wattage, 120/240 volts,
visible/ultra-violet, flashing, flood/spot).
3 People - Implement temporary alternative bulb socket for already
existing, successful, and profitable socket (bulb-in-one).
5 People - Determine how to market/package/distribute temporary
alternative bulb socket.
10 People - Determine how to perform bulb change product split
(Control: switches, dimmers; versus implementation:
screw-in torque, recovery strategies).
1 Person - Interface with utilities commission QA group.
1 Person - Submit to BDC (Bulb Distribution Center).
1 Person - Set up BPR (Bulb Problem Reports) system.
10 People - Answer customer BPRs.
11 People - Football team to challenge bulb changers.
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2025 1:31 am
That's a hell of a process! I would have gone with government employees don't do sh*t, lol
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2025 1:52 am
chouette wrote:QUOTE (chouette @ Jul 6 2025, 08:31 PM) That's a hell of a process! I would have gone with government employees don't do sh*t, lol
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2025 4:46 am
They left out one key point too Chouette, they failed to include the people and time involved in replacements for broken, lost, stolen, given away for votes bulbs as that would be staggering too... could be 10K bulbs and 1000 man hours to get one bulb replaced...