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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:21 am
by Irrob
ctaulbee wrote:QUOTE (ctaulbee @ Aug 26 2020, 10:18 PM)
Baz was standing in the park wondering why frisbees looked bigger as they got closer... then it hit him.
I laughed out loud!
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 1:53 pm
by Speedz0r
Speaking the truth there Curt

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2020 3:44 am
by ctaulbee
Breaking News!
A man hit by a rental car, said it Hertz.
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2020 11:17 am
by Jazzy
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2020 7:17 pm
by sauron
Hahaha great!
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 4:38 pm
by VincentLupo
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2020 5:06 pm
by Jazzy
Last year I joined a support group for anti-social people.
We haven't met yet.

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2020 7:29 pm
by VincentLupo
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 4:39 am
by Jazzy
I was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on my face as my wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again, back and forth, back and forth... in and out... in and out.
I was going on 20 minutes at this point... Her heart was pounding... her face was flushed... then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted:
"OK, OK! I CAN'T PARK THE DAMN CAR! YOU DO IT, YOU SMUG BASTARD!!"
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 4:19 pm
by VincentLupo