Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 5:16 pm
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The Jazzy "Getting worse" thread...
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 5:50 pm
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:55 pm
Too much of anything is bad...
But too much good whiskey is barely enough!
But too much good whiskey is barely enough!
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:03 pm
Lady goes to the doctors.....
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Lady: I'm suffering with an uncomfortable discharge!
Doctor: OK, please remove your clothes from the waist down!
The doctor then inserts 2 fingers into the lady's vagina and asks...
'How does that feel?'
Woman: absolutely fantastic but the discharge is in my ear!
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Lady: I'm suffering with an uncomfortable discharge!
Doctor: OK, please remove your clothes from the waist down!
The doctor then inserts 2 fingers into the lady's vagina and asks...
'How does that feel?'
Woman: absolutely fantastic but the discharge is in my ear!
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:30 pm
Did you know...
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (OMG!!!)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death...
(Creepy... I'm still not over the pig)...
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to his body... The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off... (Honey, I'm home... What th ...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length... It's lime a human jumping the length of a football field... (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds... (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day... (I still can't believe that pig... quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet... (Something I always wanted to know)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump... (OK, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light... (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain... (I know some people like that...)
Starfish have no brains... (I know some people like that, too...)
Polar bears are left-handed... (Talk about a southpaw)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure... (What about that pig?... Do the dolphis know about the pig?)...
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts...
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (OMG!!!)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death...
(Creepy... I'm still not over the pig)...
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to his body... The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off... (Honey, I'm home... What th ...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length... It's lime a human jumping the length of a football field... (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds... (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day... (I still can't believe that pig... quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet... (Something I always wanted to know)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump... (OK, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light... (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain... (I know some people like that...)
Starfish have no brains... (I know some people like that, too...)
Polar bears are left-handed... (Talk about a southpaw)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure... (What about that pig?... Do the dolphis know about the pig?)...
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts...
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 7:25 pm
30 minutes? 
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:12 pm
At the airport.
I tell the baggage clerk I have 3 bags.
I want one to go to Cleveland ,one to go to Miami and one to go to Honolulu.
Clerk -You cannot do that sir.
Me- you did it last week.
I tell the baggage clerk I have 3 bags.
I want one to go to Cleveland ,one to go to Miami and one to go to Honolulu.
Clerk -You cannot do that sir.
Me- you did it last week.
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2018 12:37 am
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 12:09 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 4:39 pm
Hummm...
Vodka has never been recalled for E-Coli!
Vodka has never been recalled for E-Coli!