Bbq Rules

[CyberClown]

BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - drink in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women...

[sauron]

Ha ha ha very good

[Lolotte]

This reminds me of another thread somebody suggested could be called man vs woman ...

[ubl6612]

QUOTE(CyberClown @ Apr 11 2008, 07:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

(1) The woman buys the food.

Make sure you instruct your woman well, or else you'll just end up with veal.

[Storm Raider]

Coming from the country that invented the BBQ the only thing i found wrong with this the women grabbing the beers it dont work like that here the man grabs his own beer thats in the Beer fridge which is allways in close proximity to the BBQ

AND THAT IS WHY WE ARE THE SMARTER s3x

[phil6580]

That sounds spot on Cc. Them bloody women want credit for everything.