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Why won't these ancient has-beens just retire quietly to some sunny place without internet and live out the last of their days without bothering the rest of the world with the lame let me make a little money off my name game that so many of them fall into after their real acting career ends.

Just saw Out of Death (2021) in the gallery, not picking on the cover but soon as I saw his face I thought, damn how many steaming piles of crap does that make for him this year alone...



So I looked...

His direct to video (another phrase for crap) rampage started in 2019 although he did several in the five previous years.

2019 10 Minutes Gone
2019 Trauma Center

the carnage continued into the following year...

2020 Survive the Night
2020 Hard Kill
2020 Breach

and now threatens to engulf us in 2021 and we thought covid was bad.

2021 Cosmic Sin
2021 Out of Death

then we have these masterpieces still which are already filmed and in post production, to look forward to this year...

2021 Midnight in the Switchgrass
2021 Reactor
2021 Apex
2021 American Siege

and it doesn't end there these are slated for release next year also filmed and in post production...

2022 Gasoline Alley
2022 The Fortress
2022 A Day to Die
2022 Killing Field

hey don't get excited and think that it ends there either... currently filming without release dates are these sure to be cinematic gems...

White Elephant
Paradise City
Soul Assassin

I can only imagine the wealth of Academy Award winning acting, directing, writing, effects, scoring and so on that will be contained in this one-of-a-kind collection of master works when it is finally complete...
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substandard, below par, bad, deficient, defective, faulty, imperfect, inferior, mediocre, abject, appaling, abysmal, atrocious...

You choose...
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All of the above :)
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I watched 1 of his recently cant remember the name. But I thought it was funny. They had him big on the poster but he was like the secondary character. The movie didnt even really revolve around him. But they boldly did promote it with his name and such. It was a pretty bad flick haha
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it's like a deadly trap.
I know it will be as bad as possible, but....

So far, the last one i've seen is Cosmic Sin.
My god, how to say it!?!?!?

Nicolas Cage do the same thing...
Poor World :p
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ripley wrote:QUOTE (ripley @ Jul 7 2021, 03:31 AM) it's like a deadly trap.
I know it will be as bad as possible, but....

So fat the last one i've seen is Cosmic Sin.
My god, how to say it!?!?!?

Nicolas Cage do the same thing...
Poor World :p
Travolta as well haha.
So many of them really like dabbling in the generic "Action" Flicks. Its B Gold haha
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Once upon a time you saw his name and expected a decent action flick. Now you just know it is going to be bad. And it was a Cosmic Sin, when I tried to watch said film. Damn it was bad.
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It also doesn't help with all these bad releases that from what you read online, he is an absolute turd to work with too.
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