I laughed out loud!ctaulbee wrote:QUOTE (ctaulbee @ Aug 26 2020, 10:18 PM) Baz was standing in the park wondering why frisbees looked bigger as they got closer... then it hit him.
The Jazzy "Getting worse" thread...
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I was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on my face as my wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again, back and forth, back and forth... in and out... in and out.
I was going on 20 minutes at this point... Her heart was pounding... her face was flushed... then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted:
"OK, OK! I CAN'T PARK THE DAMN CAR! YOU DO IT, YOU SMUG BASTARD!!"
I was going on 20 minutes at this point... Her heart was pounding... her face was flushed... then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted:
"OK, OK! I CAN'T PARK THE DAMN CAR! YOU DO IT, YOU SMUG BASTARD!!"
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