So today, I became a greeter at Walmart.
I just got the job and after 10 minutes on my first shift a very ugly lady came in the store with 2 kids and was swearing and yelling at them.
So I went on with my line of "Welcome to Walmart!" and added:
You have 2 beautiful children.... are they twins?
She stopped yelling at her kids and told me: "are you blind, they are not twins, they are 7 and 9 years old. Are you blind or just plain stupid?"
So I answered: "I'm not blind or stupid. I cannot beleive that someone slept with you twice... Have a nice day at Walmart".
....I got fired. So still looking for a job....
