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by JollyRoger » Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:45 am

great stuff, krafty! :)

by Storm Raider » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:49 am

I love the second one also ;)

by sauron » Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:20 pm

lol second one is funny.

by bazzah » Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:18 pm

lol - class :)

by BigDave » Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:00 pm

LMAO! I like the second one!

Very good mate ;)

by Krafty » Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:48 pm

A man walks down the street after quite a few pints. As he passes a large bush he hears a "pppssssshhtttt.... only £20"

He thinks to himself, " I never had a prostitute. £20 isn't bad. After 10 minutes pass, they are at in the bushes and a spot light appears, its the local policeman. "what are you doing?" says the policeman.

"Making love to my wife" says the man.

"Sorry sir. I didn't know" says the policeman.

And the man said "No, nor did I until you turn the torch on."

by Krafty » Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:40 pm

A woman goes into a supermarket and puts a small loaf of bread in her basket, one pint of milk, two apples and two oranges.
She then proceeds to the checkout where the guy at the counter says, "you're single aren't you?"

And she says" Thats amazing, I suppose you can tell that from the contents of my basket?"

And he replies " No, you're an ugly cow".

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