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by BajeeZa » Sat Sep 05, 2015 6:05 am

:lolboard: :lolboard:

by sauron » Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:06 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

by voetzoeker » Fri Sep 04, 2015 6:58 pm

Rofl :hysterical:

by ctaulbee » Fri Sep 04, 2015 5:13 pm

That was great :banana:

by bazzah » Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:58 pm

haha, I can imagine you saying that :D

by Jazzy » Fri Sep 04, 2015 2:46 pm

I was looking for something to do a few days a week.

So today, I became a greeter at Walmart.

I just got the job and after 10 minutes on my first shift a very ugly lady came in the store with 2 kids and was swearing and yelling at them.

So I went on with my line of "Welcome to Walmart!" and added:

You have 2 beautiful children.... are they twins?

She stopped yelling at her kids and told me: "are you blind, they are not twins, they are 7 and 9 years old. Are you blind or just plain stupid?"

So I answered: "I'm not blind or stupid. I cannot beleive that someone slept with you twice... Have a nice day at Walmart".

....I got fired. So still looking for a job.... :whistle:

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