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Never Lie To Your Mother !!!
 May 23 2007, 02:59 PM
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A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the
course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's flatmate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates". About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Paul. So he sat down and wrote: DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. LOVE PAUL Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read: DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW. LOVE MUM Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER |
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May 23 2007, 06:18 PM
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  Group: Root Admin Posts: 22,891 Coverart: 1,634 Thanks: 52571 From: Home Joined: May 3 2006 My Favorite Cover Designer: All HiRes designers |
lol
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May 23 2007, 11:56 PM
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LOL, that's too funny
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May 24 2007, 10:40 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 3,662 Coverart: 902 Thanks: 0 From: Osijek, Croatia Joined: May 13 2006 |
 LOL
"Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with
your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, there you long to return." Leonardo da Vinci |
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May 24 2007, 11:30 AM
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LOL, JUST SHOWD MA M8 IT AS WELL HE LOVED IT LOL
-=[SaVe ThE ChEErLeAdEr - SaVe ThE wOrLd]=- CC and Zan's number 1 fan |
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