Little Johnny was playing trains, when his Mum overheard him say 'All you bastards getting off the train can f*** off. All you bastards getting on better hurry the f*** up!'
Little Johnny's Mummy was so shocked, she sent him to his room for 2 hours, so he could learn to be nice. Later that day, little Johnny was playing trains again. Mum listened in to make sure he was playing nice, 'Those disembarking the train, please mind your step, and have a nice day' said Johnny is a very serious voice. 'Those boarding the train, please enjoy your journey' he continued, 'and those upset by the two hour delay, blame that stupid bitch in the kitchen!'