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CyberClown
post Jun 4 2007, 03:13 PM
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Please spread the word


_*INSTRUCTIONS*_

Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton (with ventilation
holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list.
Soon,your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, will be at least: 0.5 Miss Worlds, 2.5
models, 463 wild nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who enjoy
multiple orgasms and 40,198 bi-sexual women. In total, that is 64,294
women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy
old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is
guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.


*DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER*
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only five instead of nine of
his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he
sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd
been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live
with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me
has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No
expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities(that only
interest women). No obligations,
no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
engagement. Do not hesitate...send this letter today to 9 of
your best friends.

PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner -
one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.

PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake


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post Jun 4 2007, 03:21 PM
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Funnny as you like fella!

Cheers mine'll be in a the post as soon as she stops (SMACK!) wriggling (THUD!) ouch (IMG:style_emoticons/default/8834.gif)
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post Jun 4 2007, 03:26 PM
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I hate them things lol
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post Jun 4 2007, 03:52 PM
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Wow - with those odds, you can't lose! I am packing her up as we speak! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sponge1.gif)


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post Jun 4 2007, 06:04 PM
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it don't mention Golf Clubs....................so, frankyl I ain't interested............. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chin.gif)
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post Jun 4 2007, 06:06 PM
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QUOTE(kylumi @ Jun 4 2007, 07:04 PM) [snapback]43148[/snapback]
it don't mention Golf Clubs....................so, frankyl I ain't interested............. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chin.gif)


Golf, mmmmm slurp (in bestest Homer voice)
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post Jun 4 2007, 06:10 PM
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yeah..................whats the point of having all them sodding women delivered to your door.........and finding out:

a) none of em have a handicap
b) none come with clubs
c) and worst of all.................no clubs delivered at all!
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post Jun 4 2007, 08:28 PM
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I'm so confussed!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/winking.gif)
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post Jun 4 2007, 08:44 PM
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Chef it is you (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue2.gif)
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post Jun 4 2007, 09:38 PM
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That explains all the boxes in the neighbour's yard..!
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