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millerman
post May 23 2007, 02:59 PM
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A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the
course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
Paul's flatmate, Simon, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than
met the eye.

Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".

About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't
suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just
to be sure" said Paul. So he sat down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY
HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE
FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR
DINNER.

LOVE PAUL






Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:












DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF
HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY
NOW.

LOVE MUM

Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

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post May 23 2007, 06:18 PM
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post May 23 2007, 11:56 PM
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LOL, that's too funny
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post May 24 2007, 10:40 AM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/biglol.gif) LOL (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biglol.gif)


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post May 24 2007, 11:30 AM
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LOL, JUST SHOWD MA M8 IT AS WELL HE LOVED IT LOL


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