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post Apr 17 2007, 02:59 PM
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Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created,
and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles.
Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, OK Queen you can come into heaven.

Dolly is outraged and asks, What was that all about?
I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.
She spits in to a commode and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven,

A Royal Flush

Beats a pair anytime
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post Apr 17 2007, 05:04 PM
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HiRes Challenge
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My Favorite Cover Designer:
All HiRes designers

lol - that's bad!

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post Apr 18 2007, 10:04 AM
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LOL funny (IMG:http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/241/hystericalbs1.gif)
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