Welcome Guest   ( Log In | Register )
Advanced
Search
Loading tabs, please wait...

Welcome to HiResCovers.NET

Looking for Custom DVD Covers, Custom DVD Labels, Game Console Covers and Labels, Movie Posters, and Blu Ray Covers? You've found them! HiResCovers.net is the friendliest and best DVD and BluRay cover site, and your home for everything related to movie covers. We have over 500 GB images, and they are all 300dpi and Quality Checked.

Check out thumbnail samples of our Custom DVD Covers and Custom DVD Labels in our auto-scrolling showcase to your right. Use the search box above to search our cover and label gallery for your favorite. And use the menu at the top of the page for easy access to the entire site.


 
Reply to this topicStart new topic
annarere1960
post Nov 10 2006, 05:55 PM
Post #1

HiRes Regular
Group Icon

Group: Members

Posts: 445
Thanks: 0
From: Somewhere in the USA
Joined: May 24 2006


This is for all you girls 40 years and over and for those who are turning
40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 40's


AND for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!This was written by Andy
Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:


As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just
a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask "What
are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And,
it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what
she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women p ast the age of 40 give a
damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they
think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's
like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend
because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because
she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of
younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her
younger counterpart.

A woman over 40 is forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have
to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed
hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a
fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
against marriage. Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a
little sausage.


IPB
You cannot be very smart if you have never done anything foolish.
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
 

chefjoe
post Nov 10 2006, 09:18 PM
Post #2

HiRes Uber Member
Group Icon

Group: Contributor

Posts: 5,689
Thanks: 0
From: Georgia, USA
Joined: May 14 2006
My Favorite Custom Cover:
Kernie's Comic Set WOW!

My Favorite Cover Designer:
umi & nini



you realize andy roonie is gay, but this is funny!
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
 

Storm Raider
post Nov 10 2006, 09:57 PM
Post #3

Goddess
Group Icon

Group: Members

Posts: 4,894
Thanks: 0
From: Almost Paradise
Joined: May 13 2006
My Favorite Custom Cover:
Miss Potter by Venome

My Favorite Cover Designer:
To many to choose from



well i dont know who Andy Roonie is & I dont care what side he bats for but I do like what he wrote These are words of a caring, sensitve & wise man
Love this annarere (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/8824.gif)
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
 

JolietJake
post Nov 12 2006, 06:20 AM
Post #4

HiRes Addict
Group Icon

Group: Members

Posts: 658
Thanks: 0
Joined: May 13 2006


Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they
think they can get away with it.

Damn Andy is telling it like it is...(IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/lol.gif)
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
 

sawtooth
post Nov 12 2006, 09:00 AM
Post #5

Valued Member
Group Icon

Group: Members

Posts: 209
Thanks: 0
From: North Carolina USA
Joined: May 14 2006


Very good Anna.
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
 

Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:
 
« Next Oldest · Mayhem · Next Newest »
 

The Artwork hosted on this site is for personal use only. We do not condone piracy and we do not supply images for use in any illegal activities, including DVD or Blu-ray piracy.
Time is now: 4th December 2016 - 01:49 AM Gallery Index Privacy policy Lo-Fi Version RSS