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CyberClown
post Oct 13 2006, 09:59 AM
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If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it - it's a virus. And apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also
delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the volume on your DVD,

and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

It will program your phone auto dial to call only premium rate numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.


And it will drink ALL your beer.


FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??


It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company.

It will replace your shampoo with depilatory cream and your depilatory
cream with hair restorer.

If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 2000/XP environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub. And it will tread dogpoo all over your new
carpet.



*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***


And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
you,
sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.


Send this warning to everyone!!!



THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!



Right now, as you read this, 117 Million people are having SEX!!!



And look at you - you're on the bloody computer!!!!


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post Oct 13 2006, 10:10 AM
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lol ... although (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/chin.gif) theres nothing stopping you having sex whilst on the computer... it doesn't have to be a chair your sat on (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/winking.gif) (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/whistle.gif)
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post Oct 13 2006, 12:42 PM
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AND..... Who leaves dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are NOT expecting
company?

God one CC. (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/thumb.gif)


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post Oct 13 2006, 01:11 PM
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Thank for the late warning unfortunatly i got that virus a little while ago not only does it leave diry underwear on the coffee table it also leaves dirty socks in front of the TV set, eat all your food, bleeds you dry of cash, and whinge if you dont by it clothes at city beach, and complains at how hard done by it is for not having the latest motorola pink v3 phone this virus was caused by having sex near the computer and i gave birth to it not just once but 3 times i caught this virus now im doing 13years hard labour for my crime so far and can see this going on for quite a few years yet
Hope the kids move out before there 30 but life so good at home im sure they will just marry move into my home with there partners and the reproduce and except me to provide for that to

As much as they drive me crazy i wouldnt change my life
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post Oct 13 2006, 02:05 PM
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QUOTE(Tropical Storm @ Oct 13 2006, 02:11 PM) [snapback]29941[/snapback]
Thank for the late warning unfortunatly i got that virus a little while ago not only does it leave diry underwear on the coffee table it also leaves dirty socks in front of the TV set, eat all your food, bleeds you dry of cash, and whinge if you dont by it clothes at city beach, and complains at how hard done by it is for not having the latest motorola pink v3 phone this virus was caused by having sex near the computer and i gave birth to it not just once but 3 times i caught this virus now im doing 13years hard labour for my crime so far and can see this going on for quite a few years yet
Hope the kids move out before there 30 but life so good at home im sure they will just marry move into my home with there partners and the reproduce and except me to provide for that to

As much as they drive me crazy i wouldnt change my life



LOL.With 3 teenagers at home i know where your coming from TS (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/8834.gif) .However my wife was reading the symptoms of the virus and assumed it was me .I have since grounded her & refused her sex, (to which she just laughed a lot)as i am not legally allowed to chop her head off with my toe nail clippers (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/8834.gif)


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post Oct 13 2006, 03:37 PM
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talking about yourself in the third person again CC.

This thread is so good that I'm having sex with it.


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