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[phil6580]

1. NAMES

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.

6.CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change , and she does.

10. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

[Storm Raider]

1: This is very true My name is Rhonda dont shorten it and never dare call me Ronnie and as for the men well i have male friends who i have known for years but dont know there real names Aussie men all have nick names like Wozza, Bazza, Dazza, Jimbo, Blue.

2 very true I can add it up fast and then add on the GST

3 Not Guilty only spend my money when i know its a real bargin

4 337 bathroom items i might own a few more than that

5 Arguement well i never lose them so my husband dont bother any more

6 I hate Cats and like the men you would be kicking them

7 True

8 Got one of those and do a good job of spending his money but he can spend it faster than i can

9 Never tried to change my husband I married the prefect man

10 I Live in Queensland to hot to dress up unless it a wedding or funeral

11 True i look like death warmed up in the mornings

12 True but at least he knows there names there birthdays well thats another story

13 I never forget anything even if it happened 15 years ago what do you expect im a woman


Very good Phil

[drastija]

LOL

[JolietJake]

Imac for women