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BlackHawk
post May 14 2006, 11:33 PM
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George Carlin's Views on Aging:

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50
and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You! MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"


May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
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post May 15 2006, 12:29 AM
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That was a good one. :lol:
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post May 15 2006, 01:18 AM
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I pushed 40 this year and Nan rang me for my birthday (80 this year) How you be Nan well Rhonda i used to think the days where going faster as i got older but i realised there not I am just getting slower so not only is Nan "Nearly 80" she still has a wicked sense of humor
I love the thinking of the person who wrote this My Daughter has been 13 for the last six months but turning 13 on 23rd May My Son as he says is eleventeen and son number 3 has been nearly 9 since his 8th birthday all in a hurry to grow up
Your right in a hurry to grow up when your young & never want to admit you age once you pass 21

Cheers Mate this is a classic (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/8824.gif)
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post May 15 2006, 08:43 PM
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Great stuff Blackhawk. :lol: :lol:
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post May 15 2006, 10:21 PM
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George Carlin always nails it!
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post May 16 2006, 09:06 PM
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Hey , listen mate, I'll be in the half's when I hit Forty. (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/winking.gif) :unsure:


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post May 18 2006, 11:11 PM
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Reaching 40 ain't no big deal,been able to cope alright..................so far!!!!!
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post May 19 2006, 07:26 AM
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That is so true.
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post May 19 2006, 08:43 AM
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QUOTE(johnjack @ May 19 2006, 09:11 AM) [snapback]2071[/snapback]
Reaching 40 ain't no big deal,been able to cope alright..................so far!!!!!


Me to (life begins at 40 wonder why your feeling so naughty) (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/tongue2.gif)
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post May 19 2006, 09:55 AM
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Good one (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/8824.gif)


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