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corky
post Jun 12 2006, 09:56 AM
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I thought I'd start a thread for jokes that appear on the random joke spot, that you might not get, like this one:

I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, think about it -- if it were, wouldn't all blondes have grown handles by now?

erm....... what
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QUOTE(corky @ Jun 12 2006, 10:56 AM) [snapback]6868[/snapback]
I thought I'd start a thread for jokes that appear on the random joke spot, that you might not get, like this one:

I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, think about it -- if it were, wouldn't all blondes have grown handles by now?

erm....... what



LMAO - are you blonce Corky? I think what it is getting at, is evolution adapts us to our enviroments. This joke is insinuating that blondes sleep around alot, and need handles for all the 'riding' they do! (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/whistle.gif)


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QUOTE(Bazzah @ Jun 12 2006, 11:00 AM) [snapback]6871[/snapback]
LMAO - are you blonce Corky? I think what it is getting at, is evolution adapts us to our enviroments. This joke is insinuating that blondes sleep around alot, and need handles for all the 'riding' they do! (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/whistle.gif)



Oh right, I've been reading that joke for ages, and it wouldn't click, am not a blonde blonde, more dirty mousey blonde, which might explain a few things. Besides my brain keeps having huge brain-farts today, which is a little troubling see how early it is. (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/iamwithstupid.gif)
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post Jun 12 2006, 10:53 AM
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i am a blonde blonde and i dont have handles and i didnt get that joke straight away until bazzah explained it and if evolution works like that shouldnt men come with a sign saying "talk to the head that holds the brains and it isn't up here"?
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lol, that's like when there talking to you and can't look at your face, ahem I'm up here
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men cant live with them cant live with them
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QUOTE(corky @ Jun 12 2006, 03:56 AM) [snapback]6868[/snapback]
I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, think about it -- if it were, wouldn't all blondes have grown handles by now?
erm....... what?


Hey the answer is obvious! It's about how easy blondes are to "pick up!!" (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/laughin.gif)


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post Jun 30 2006, 03:43 PM
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A young brunette went to the doctor to report that her body hurt
wherever she touched it.

Impossible, said the doctor. Show me what you mean.

So she took her finger and pushed her elbow and screamed in agony, then
she pushed her knee and screamed, pushed her ankle and screamed and so it
went on everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said: You're not really a brunette are you?

No, I'm actually a blonde, she replied.

I thought so, said the doctor. You're finger is broken.
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I get that one, rather amusing, sounds like my ex
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, and
reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up along side the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?") "You're
in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you, " says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left".
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So, why don't blondes like pickles?.....


Cause their heads get stuck in the jar!.... (IMG:http://www.hirescovers.net/forum/style_emoticons/default/eek5.gif)
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It seems to me to be a joke about picking up blondes.... it's so easy... it's already as if they had handles!... maybe???
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