Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce and Mickey retains a lawyer to speak
for him in court.
The big day arrives and Mickey's lawyer rises to Address the Judge:
"Your honour, Mr. Mouse is seeking a divorce from his wife Minnie on the
grounds that she is a very stupid mouse".
Whereupon Mickey jumps up and shouts out:
"Your honour. Seek leave to confer with my counsel!"
The lawyer comes over to Mickey, very angry. He whispers:
"What's wrong? I only just started."
Mickey whispers back to him:
"I didn't tell you she was very stupid. I told you she was f*cking Goofy."